Egypt Turns Us On
I never thought I would ever enjoy pollution, poverty, filth, overpopulation, diarrhea, insistent begging, price haggling and people blatantly trying to rip me off of my money. Then again, I never thought I would enjoy Egypt enough to make me want to stay here. That is why I would like to present to you, in no particular order, the list of top 10 (that's right, not one, not two, but t – e – n; ten) reasons why a khawaga like myself, chooses to stay in Egypt.
1. The koshari, the ta'ameya and the foul: I'm not going to let anyone disagree with me on this one. If you don't like it, tough, good for you, and please, get out of my face. Also, I'd like to, by a show of hands, ask all you other white people in Egypt to raise your hand if you agree with me. That's right; I knew all of you would have your arms raised – and no Daniel, you can't raise both hands.
2. The cost of the koshari, the